Sunday, April 21, 2013

How'd You Get So Cute?


Latest and greatest from our girls


Piper :Daddy! I need to tell you something!
(in a sing-song voice) Sunshine sunshine, roly poll away.
Roll and roll and do a little bouncy.

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Rob's brother, Rich (riding with Piper in the car behind a car waiting to turn): Outta the way old bittie!
Piper (laughing her hilariously deep laugh): Hahaha!! Old bittie!

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Piper (playing the game, I'm Thinking of Something): What's white and thick and funky?
Piper: SNOW!

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Rob: Hey! You need to quit growing up!
Ellie: Hey! You need to quit getting old!

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My Mom: Why are you going to preschool?
Piper: Oh, to learn to fetch dogs and take care of babies.

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Rob: What do you want for your birthday, Piper?
Piper: A diving suit and you and Ellie and mommy and eyebrows.

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Rob's brother, Rich: How'd you get so cute?
Piper: Jesus made me that way.

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Ellie: Dad, how old are you?
Rob: I'm 32. And in twenty years I'll be 52 and then maybe I'll get some respect around here.
Ellie (rolling her eyes): Whatever.

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This is a conversation that took place between Piper and my Dad and I found it so sweet and cute.
My Dad had been reading books with Piper for a while:
Dad: I'm going to read my book for a little while now.
Piper: Okay. 
(He starts reading silently. She watches him for a while then decides to climb up on the couch next to him)
Piper: Why aren't you reading? 
Dad: I am. I'm just reading to myself and I hear my voice in my head.
Piper: Oh! Like the Holy Ghost?




Friday, April 19, 2013

The Awesomest $2.50 Ever Spent

Do yourself and your kids a favor and go buy these right now. They provide hours of awesomeness.