Ellie: Mom, how do dinosaurs throw up?
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Ellie: What itches cats?
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Ellie: Is the sky squishy?
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Ellie: Will you turn on the warm conditioner? I'm freezing cold.
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Ellie: Grandma, can I brush my teeth in your bathroom?
Rob's Mom: Sure. Here's your toothbrush, you can go to town.
Ellie: Oh no, my mom doesn't want to go anywhere tonight.
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Ellie: Mom, what's a nerd?
Me: What do you mean? (I wasn't sure if she was asking about the candy or a type of person)
Ellie: On tv someone said, "You're getting on my nerds."
I giggle and send her downstairs to ask Rob so he can have a good laugh too.
Ellie: (later that day) Mom, you're getting on my nerds.













