Ellie's latest one-liners that made me giggle
Me to Rob: Ellie picked out a pansy to give to my mom for her birthday.
Ellie: Who's a pansy?
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Me: The opposite of dark is light.
Ellie: And sunglasses!
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Ellie: You're a eyeball head.
(Followed by a firm talking to about name-calling)
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Ellie: Mom, can I have chocolate milk without the milk?
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Ellie: Mom, my sleep gave me a grump.
Me to Rob: Ellie picked out a pansy to give to my mom for her birthday.
Ellie: Who's a pansy?
~~~~~~
Me: The opposite of dark is light.
Ellie: And sunglasses!
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Ellie: You're a eyeball head.
(Followed by a firm talking to about name-calling)
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Ellie: Mom, can I have chocolate milk without the milk?
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Ellie: Mom, my sleep gave me a grump.
4 comments:
Oh, I hate it when my sleep gives me a grump! TOO CUTE!
LOVE IT! I want chocolate milk without the milk too. :)
i love the chocolate milk without the milk, she's a smart one monica. and who says you're an eyeball head, she's creative, you got to give her that.
I'm totally going to call someone an eyeball head tomorrow. Am I old enough to say it without a lecture?
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