Just a Little Bit Funny

The latest and greatest quotes from Elliett

Ellie: Ow! I bit my tongue!

Me: Oh man! How did you bite your tongue?
Ellie: With my teeth!

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Rob: Ellie you're cool.
Ellie: No I'm pretty.
Rob: You're pretty cool.
Ellie: No, I'm pretty.
Rob: You're cool too.
Ellie (rolling her eyes): Okay, I'm cool.

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Ellie (bending a magazine): Mom, look at this. Look how it can do this. It's funny. Not really really funny, just a little bit funny.

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Rivers - Ellie's cousin (holding up a picture of a grizzly about to catch a salmon in his mouth): You should borrow a bear from the zoo so he can fish for you like this.

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Ellie: Rivers had a great idea. It wasn't going to bed, it was seeing frogs in the night.

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Ellie: Mom! 'S' and 'H' make the sound 'sh' like sh-sh-sharp and sh-sh-shark and sh-sh-quiet!

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Me: I don't think Piper meant to hit you, it was an accident. She doesn't know any better yet.
Ellie: It was a accident, not a purpose. Babies don't do purposes.

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Ellie: I'm tired of holding things, it makes me have a beard.

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Ellie (to Rob after running together for a while): Hey dad, let's run some more!
Rob: I can't run anymore, I'm a big wimp.
Ellie: I'm not a big wimp...(long pause) I'm a little wimp.