Funny Girls

The girls like to yell, "Cannonball!" when they run and jump into something but this is what they actually say:
Ellie: Cannibal!
Piper: Candybar!

Piper's latest super cute words:
hold it egg or mush it egg - hard boiled egg
tabeyee - strawberry
dasoos - downstairs
zuv woo - love you
jackie-pockie - jacket with pockets
wingo nails - fingernails
simmin soup - swimming suit
yipe - toilet paper
tiny shoes - tennis shoes
pickle-up Eyee - pick up Ellie
yabbitt - rabbitt

Grandma: That's a yo-yo
Piper: No, da da!
Grandma: No, that's a yo-yo
Piper: No, da da!
Grandma: No, you have a da da
Piper: No, yo-yo!

Ellie: Hey mom, giraffes have purple tongues.
Me: Cool!
Ellie: Yeah, and they would have to have a lot of neckties to go to church.

Ellie: Everybody in the world knows how to brush their teeth, except pirates


Me: You can't watch a movie today, remember?
Ellie: Oh yeah, because I consequenced.


The following happened when the girls were getting ready for the day:
Ellie gave Piper a  rock for a present then Piper gave Ellie a knock knock joke as a present.
Ellie said: Piper! That's a good present!